Already Caught.

A pair of eyes look back at me. For a second we make eye contact. The blood rushes to my face as I look at her hazel eyes, making sure to not even blink to see her reaction. It feels like all sense of time stopped for a brief moment as her eyes dart to my naked chest to my naked bellybutton and then to my naked penis.

Her mouth drops in aghast before she yells out, "Wha...What the hell are you doing?"

I stand quiet, looking at the floor as the sense of shame quickly seeps in. The woman points directly at me, while a slight smirk and utter bewilderment encroaches her face. I quickly try to think of a valid reason as to why a naked man is opening a changing room door to a Victoria Secret. Frantic thoughts rush to my mind, thinking of all possible excuses I can make up. "Small penis pride?" I quickly stutter blinking rapidly. "Shit she's not going to believe me." I think to myself cringing at this silly excuse. I quickly tried to think of a way to make it sound believable, "It's because of the song 'short dick man,' that became popular and I found lots of women make fun of smaller men, such as myself. So I decided the best course of action is to walk down to my house like this to prove that us small men exist and women should not make fun of us." I said confidently, half telling the truth. The reality is, I just wanted to do it because I am a SPH addict.

"Hahahaha!" she laughed, clutching her stomach. "To your house! Like this! HAHAHAHA!" She openly laughed loudly, "Thanks for making the day better little man." She said giving me a thumbs up while grinning at my tiny dick, which remained erect and exposed.

My thoughts were interrupted as a loud gasp was heard. Another woman entered the changing room, this time a worker. I decided the best moment to start walking off is now. My feet leave the soft carpet into the wooden foundation of the store, around me more gasps are heard with some laughing in the background.

The woman I spoke to shouted loudly for the entire store to hear, "he's doing it for small dick pride!" she yelled leaving laughter surrounding my ears.