Alexandra Daddario

Sam's uncle met him in the green room/locker room when he got to there bright and early the next morning. He was given a schedule full of names, with various talking points next to each one. One column was about their recent projects or banal news stories or whatever, but the other was all about their bodies. Next to the first name, Alexandra Daddario, it said "Tits are a crowd-pleaser, but can be a touchy subject."

The name was familiar, but Sam couldn't quite place it. He googled her, and could immediately see what they meant about her tits. If they were half as good in person as they seemed in these glamour shots, he'd have his work cut out for him.

Then he walked into the interview.

Those things were fucking mesmerizing in the flesh. She wasn't even moving; the fleshy orbs just hung there, swaying hypnotically as she breathed. He suddenly realized where he'd seen her name; she had a sex scene on some TV show that was fucking LEGENDARY. He'd jerked himself raw to the gifs of it when they hit Reddit.

"Ho...ly...tits..." Sam gasped involuntarily as he sat down across from her.

"Seriously?!?" Alexandra exploded, her face -- which Sam suddenly realized he hadn't so much as looked at -- contorted with indignant rage. "Fucking typical... I'm more than just my rack, you know!"

"Oh, of course!" Sam scrambled to cover for himself. "You're an incredibly talented actress, with beautiful blue eyes and --"

"And an airtight pussy that's wetter than you can imagine!" She thrust her hips forward -- making the offending breasts heave violently into motion -- and spread the lips of her pussy to show off the bright pink inside. "My kegels could squeeze cum from a fucking stone, but nobody's even tried to dump a load inside of me since high school, when I got stuck with these monsters. And just LOOK at this ASS!"

Alexandra leapt to her feet and bent over her canvas chair, shoving her butt right in Sam's face. He had to admit, it was a nice ass -- and he wasn't just saying that because she was so passionately presenting it to him.

"Have you seen an ass this juicy?" She spread her cheeks to show off her tight, puckered anus. "It's even tighter than my pussy; would you believe no one -- no one -- has ever asked me for anal? Just because of these stupid, giant tits! I'd have them reduced in a heartbeat, but my agent added a clause to my contract expressly forbidding it. Can you believe that?"