Actually there is one thing

As interesting as it would be to sleep with a teacher on your first day, though seriously questionable may be a better term, everyone know a hell of a lot more about, well everything, than you do and it is time you sorted that out.

"Sorry I have to go... study." Not technically untrue and it seems to satisfy the massive tits before you, it's hard see a teacher behind all that.

"Oh well. Alister dear." You step aside and she walks past you into the room. You get out of there as quickly as possible and hurry away with your new pants and a conviction to get some stuff done.

You leave the Cerberus common room behind with thankfully no more solicitations. Closing the door behind you, and getting another low growl out of it three headed door knocker.

You have no idea where to go and can't see or hear your wolfy helper. Taking a vague guess at your memory you turn to the right and get to walking.

You reach the first intersection and turn left thinking you are going the right way. thinking back next time you follow a strange magical painting of a wolf, you'll have to remember which way you went because as you reach the next intersection you are completely lost.

The grotesques are no help as their canine appearances have only just started to fade out. Standing in the middle of the intersection you accept your lostness and just start looking for someone to direct you, or at least a map.

"There should be maps at each intersection." You mumble walking off towards the closest sound or human.

It's boring and in the maze of corridors you have no idea if you are actually going in the correct way or are simply getting more and more lost.

You are brought to a halt very suddenly to a stop when you see a door and are reminded of being teleported back to your common room.

Looking it up and down you think fuck it not like you can get more lost at this point. You put a hand on the handle and really picture the common room. Putting all your concentration into it, focusing your will into a the physical, when you open that door you will be looking at your common room.

It surprises no one when you open it to discover a very dust room filled with an assortment of desks, chairs and chalkboards.

Undeterred by reality you close the door and reopen it. Only to see the exact same room. You repeat the process getting more and more frustrated each time.

"Are you trying to do something are you simply fascinated by the door?" The wizened voice lets you exactly who was behind you observing you at best erratic behavior.

"Hello Head Master." You turn around closing the door behind you. It makes a much louder thud than it ever had before when you do, as if purposely messing with you. "I was trying to... teleport?" As you say it out loud it sounds a lot stupider than when you were doing it.

"I take it Morgan hasn't explained that only staff have that power, wouldn't do to have students teleporting in each other rooms late at night, not that you have any difficultly in that area." He is grinning like a much younger man, you feel a warmth in your cheeks. "Still I suppose we can't impose our teaching standards on Morgan, she's not actually a member of staff after all." He said it so nonchalantly you almost missed it.

"Wait you said-"

"Yes well, what it the point of being as powerful as we are if you can't break a few rules." His eyes are dancing with a youthfulness that is really at odds with his wrinkly face. "Now I shouldn't do this, not supposed to interfere with the Amarok students, but I am sure Morgan won't mind me sending her charge back to her." He walks to the door opens it and on the other side is the common room.

"Thank you." You are honestly relieved that you aren't going to have to wonder aimlessly for even longer.

"My pleasure young man. And do try not to break young miss Ciar's heart, it took a lot of diplomacy to allow her to attend Ash Forest Academy of Magic and her station has prevented some of the more youthful exuberance most people get to entertain coming here." He puts a hand on your back and pushes you through the door before you can actually understand some of what he just said, well beyond the part about him being aware of you sleeping with her.