Action-Adventure (but something else comes on instead)

“It doesn’t matter, just put something in!” Melody tells you. If she hadn’t been through Hell tonight, you probably would have turned that comment into a sexual innuendo to make her laugh. You flip through the DVD book, find one you think she’ll like and pop it in. She picks up the remote and presses play while you head back to the couch.

When the movie starts, you immediately notice that something is wrong. Instead of the crisp, clear picture of the DVD you popped in, there is instead, a grainy picture of a homemade movie. And it doesn’t take long for either one of you to realize what type of homemade movie it is.

“UNHHH! YEAH FUUUUUCK ME!” A woman cries from the television screen.

“Nice Jack, you chose a porno to try and cheer me up!” Melody says with an awful lot of sarcasm in her voice.

“I didn’t put this in. This is a video tape. I put in the new Indiana Jones DVD. You must have hit the VCR button. Oh SHIT!” You respond. Your face goes blank. As the on-screen fuck session continues, you realize to your horror that the only porn movies you owned on video tape were ones you made with Gia.

“What’s wrong?” Melody isn’t aware of the fact of who is in the movie you are now watching.

“Uh, nothing. Here, let’s put on the DVD now.” You say hoping she doesn’t get a good look at the performers or at the blush on your face.

“Okay.” She says, giving you a curious eye. She is just about to hit the DVD button on the remote when a light bulb goes off in her head. “Hey, I know that girl! That’s…that’s…THAT’S GIA! Which would mean that the guy is…YOU!

“Could we watch the movie now?” You ask.

“OH NO! We’re watching this, MOVIE STAR!” She taunts you. “I can’t believe you and Gia made a sex tape! DAMN, she’s got nice tits! No wonder why you liked her!”

“Thanks!” You respond with not much appreciation of her comment.

“SO? What made you and Gia decide to make a sex tape?” She asks.

“She had been wanting to make one for awhile. We made this one the night of your first date with Keith.” You slap your head as soon as the words leave your mouth.

“THIS ONE? How many tapes did you two make?” She asks very curiously.

“Two.” You respond very quickly.

“Try again, Movie Star!” She heckles you.

“Three.” You hope she quits with that answer, but you know she won’t.

“You’re more full of shit than a Thanksgiving turkey! Care to give me the real answer?” She is adamant. Knowing full well that she won’t quit, you finally give up the ghost.

“Thirty-Seven! Happy now?”

“HOLEEEE SHIT!” Her jaw drops. “Where are the others? Were they all filmed here? Was it just the two of you? Did you ever think of selling any of them?”

“Why do you care, are you writing a book? After she left, I burned them. I thought I got them all. But I guess I forgot one.” You say.

“You sure did! Now enough chatter, I wanna watch this!” She giggles. Her torments stop as she becomes fixated by the movie.

“Flip over onto your back, Baby!” You order Gia.

“UNNHHHH! You fuck me so goooood Jack!” Her comments draw another round of giggles from Melody. You pull out of your ex-girlfriend and as she does as commanded, the giggling stops as Melody gets her first view of your cock.

“Oh…my…God! Oh my God! OH MY FUCKING GAWD!” She gasps as her eyes nearly bug out of her head at the sight of your manhood.