Absorbing Man

Absorbing Man just broke out of "The Vault", underground prison for gamma radiated criminals & monsters, & has been aching to bust some heads again.

But months underground w/t monsters & freaks has built up specific "urges" that fighting & booze alone couldn't solve. "Goddamn! Its been forever since I felt a woman!" he said to himself while Doom-bots were flying right passed him not noticing anything. But he also realized its been forever since he touch a woman without breaking their bones.

Finally he noticed several Doom-bots circling round one particular Avengers Member, She-Hulk. It wasn't satisfying enough to know a friend of his arch enemy was surrounded by killer robot & no site of her "Mickey Mouse Club rejects" were coming to her aid, but that she was the only woman strong enough to take his beating & his 'literally' rock hard cock!

"Alright!" Shouted the Absorbing Man, "Thinks are going my way at last!" He thought his plan was foolproof, let the bots distract her & were her down & go for the final blow to make her give him blow! But fortune reversed a little as the Doom-bots attacked both She-Hulk & Absorbing Man with little predigest.

"Oh Crap, I've got my hands full as it is, now 'Dun Bells for Brains' is here to! Ugh!" That second of frustration was enough to give She-Hulk an extra boost of energy to take several of the bots out quicker. Things finally seem to cool down for She-Hulk til the last few Doom-bots activated their self-destruct sequences, causing an explosion powerful enough to send She-Hulk & Absorbing Man flying.

They both land in an Abandon Factory, still recovering from the impact. She-Hulk stands up first regretting that she couldn't stop them from causing so much damage, but relieved the police were able to vacate civilians from the area before the fight. She stops & looks around for abit to figure out were she is.

WHACK She-Hulk is struck from the back, slowly tries to recover but is struck once more by Absorbing Man's Wrecking Ball!

"Get use to that felling, Bitch!" He yelled while laughing creepily, "Cuz your gonna get smack by Much bigger BALLS by the end of this!!!"