Abigail-bot

"Are you John Doe?" Abigail asked.

"Yes, why?" John asked.

"It's just...I have an overwhelming desire to be you and Victoria Justice's sexbot. Can I?"

"Sure," John said. "But remember to stay in character at all times. Starting now."

Abigail stood stiffly at attention. "Of course sir. I am Abigail-bot. How can I serve you?"