A wacky new reality show!!

Mojo sat in front of a crowd. It was finally time to premiere the second episode of his new show. His last hit was starting to fade. Viewership was down Since arriving in the Zone, Susan had provided his people with enough thrills and chills. “Keeping up with the Consort” was the biggest hit in the Mojoverse. But the new show aired to the biggest ratings.

However, with a little help from Sue herself, and some “persuading” of her friends, a new show was taking shape.

"It's the night you've been waiting for! The second episode of REAL HOUSEWIVES OF THE NEGATIVE ZONE!" Mojo shouted and turned on the screen. The crowd cheered.

The opening montage explained everyones place....the "three kingdoms" as it was called. Janet was the Queen of the Annihilation Wave with her husband Annihilus the King. Medusa along with her husband Maximus ruled Attilan, now moved to the Zone. It was clear

Tonight, Susan, consort of Blastaar was holding a peace event.

The scene opened to Janet, now much more "insectoid" speaking with Sue. "You know she HAS to come to this Susan!"

Sue turned, and clenched a fist. "IF THAT DUMB RED HAIRED BITCH RUINS THIS PARTY! I don't know what I'll do!"

"So much drama," Janet shook her head!

The scene changed to the local high-school were all their kids attended. The first face was that of the young senior, 18 year old Valeria Richards. She sighed as she put her books in the locker. She hated being considered a nerd. But that was her place she guessed. She had agreed to join her mother in the Negative Zone and her step-dad, Blastaar. Things were “odd” at home on Earth. Maybe she could do some good in the Zone. If only her brother Franklin had agreed to come on the show.

“It's fine Val,” Hope Vanihilus, the young daughter of Janet and Annihilus patted her back. “Just one more year and then we're off to Zone-U!” When Val got here, Hope had quickly become her best friend. She looked so much like her mother, accept the large bug eyes and green insectoid skin. She had the same hair and body type. “Oh shit, here she comes,” Hope sighed.

The song “She's So Mean” played on the screen for Mojo's crowd, and people cheered as the fan favorite character appeared.

Skylaar, Val's half-sister, the spitting image of a young Susan Storm-Richards, with gray skin walked through the halls head held high. She was the queen of the school. She had on a tight jean skirt, and pink tube top, with five inch strap heels. All the boys glared as she walked up to Val.

“Ugh, didn't you like drop out nerd!” Skylaar said and twirled her blonde hair to the side, it was shaved on the right side, but long on top. Her friend Medusalith, child of Medusa and Maximus laughed. She did anything to please Skylaar. The girl knocked Val's books down. She stepped on the books and kept walking right past.

Again, due to difference in time, Skylaar had aged to at a different rate then Val on Earth. They were both Eighteen, and though born years apart were called the “twins” looking exactly alike, accept for the skin. Polar opposites in personality. Syklaar was a air-head to Val's genius.

Val seethed. “I hate her,” she clenched her fists. She walked to her next class with Hope.

Down the hall, the star of the Football team, Burstaar watched Val like a hawk. He was secretly in love with his own sister-in-law. How could he tell her. How could he tell anyone.

Ten minutes later...

Jubilee, the X-man called her classes roll-call. “Where is Skylaar?” The girl was never in class. Her mother and father could care less. It was Sue who had helped put this gifted school together. The most she could do was discipline her own daughter. She taught the class and went next door to check on Peter Parker, another teacher placed here at the school.

“Have you seen that little bitch?” Jubilee asked.

Spiderman shook his head, he looked distressed however. “No...I....uhhhh...have not!”

“If you do send her to me. She's getting detention again!” Jubilee left him alone.

Well, not alone. Under the table, Skylaar was sucking Peter Parker's dick. The crowd in the Mojoverse cheered. It was a favorite plotline.

He looked down as the young beauty slurped at his cock. Sue had brought him down here to teach. Not to fuck her 18 year old daughter. But he had a “hard” time saying now. “You have to stop coming in here,” he said.

“Me,” Skylaar laughed, “Like you're the one who cums in here all the time.” She sucked his tip slowly, and circled her tongue on it. “So like, should I stop Mr. Parker? Because I'm pretty sure your “spidey-sense” is tingling down here.” She laughed as she jerked his cock. As if on cue, his cock exploded in her face, covering the face that looked exactly like an 18 year old Susan, accept for the skin.

(This was just a joke chapter. Doubt I'll continue it. Got the idea from current TV trends)