A tie

"It's a tie!"

The crowd goes nuts. Some are cheering their favorite girl's name, other's are booing the split decision.

You adjust your headset and address the crowd. "Now don't worry, ladies and gentlemen, we have a plan for this. Neither Jessica Alba nor Lindsay Lohan won, so neither girl gets a tongue bath from the other. But they have to get clean, right? Horace!"

Horace, the elderly school janitor, pulls a level at the side of the ring. Several grates open up in the ring, letting most of the food sluice away. Horace climbs into the ring with a couple of hoses.

You take one hose from the old janitor and let him start cleaning the ring with the other. Hose in hand, you turn back to the crowd. "So what do you say, folks? Should I clean these dirty girls off?"

The crowd screams affirmatively, so you turn the hose on the girls. The cold water blasts into them. At first they're shocked, but the cleaner they get the more playful they get. Soon they're rubbing their hands all over themselves as you hose them down.

When the ring and the girls are clean, you turn the hose off and hand it back to Horace. Jessica and Lindsay look incredible. Cold water drips from their erect nipples. They both push the excess water from their dripping hair as they smile at you.

"But just getting clean isn't enough," you tell the crowd. "The loser of this fight was supposed to use her exquisite tongue to please the winner. Since they both lose they both have to..."