A riddle

The small asian smiles an evil smirk. She leans forward.

"My name is Kaylani Lei, and I am Troll master of dis Bridge"

Lei pauses and licks her lips.

"In order to cross bridge you must answer a riddle, a riddle most confusing"

You are starting to get impatient.

"Ok KAYLA LAN. What are the deals with this riddle?"

She twirls her bamboo stick up in the air and catches it.

"MY NAME IS KAYLANI LEI. NOT KAYLA LAN, IT EASY TO SAY!" Her perfect shiny ass jiggles as she yells towards you. Clearly, getting her name wrong really pisses the woman off. In a lower voice, she continues.

"If you lose my bet, you no cross my bridge, and I get to keep you pretty white horse"

She points at able master, and starts licking her lips again.

"If you answer my riddle correctly, you get access into my bridge, and consequently access into Kaylani Lei. This would be most dishonorable..." she frowns while she is speaking, disgusted with what she is saying.

Behind you, Able master whispers "Bridge Troll whores see their bridge as a part of themselves." You whisper back "Able Master, I don't care."

"Alright Troll whore Kan Lay, I accept your terms. Let's hear your riddle."

Kaylani Lei grimaces at the incorrect name, but chooses to ignore it.

"You stupid boy, no man EVER answer my riddles correctly. Prepare to lose horse! hahahaha!" Her butt jiggles even more as she tilts her head back in laughter.

"Stupid boy.... what.... is......"

Dramatic pause.

"TWO PLUS SEVEN!!"

Able Master snorts and rears up on his two hind legs.

"That's not even a fucking riddle! That's a toddler math problem! What the fuck!"

Trying your best to ignore him, you frantically start brainstorming for possible answers. You have always had troubles adding and subtracting things...