A nurse's outfit

"Here you go" you said with a grin as you handed Carmen the outfit.

"Are you kidding me? I'm not wearing that?" she said.

"So you forfeit?" you replied.

"What if it doesn't fit?" she asked.

"Then I'll look for something else. So try it on or forfeit" you said.

"Alright, alright" Carmen said, looking at the outfit before looking around. She found what she was looking for and nudged you before going towards it: a changing room.

"Damn, Carmen" you said. "That...is hot."

"If there's semen on this thing I'm killing you" she replied. She was still smiling, though.

"But thanks" she added with a smile before spinning around to give you a good view. Her ass was particularily amazing in that tight white fabric, whatever it was. "I take it you like it?" she said with a grin.

"I mean, I'd be lying if I said no and I've always been told lying is bad" you told her.

"You're too kind" Carmen said, grinning as she mimed taking your temperature.

"Stop teasing" you said, "I'm just responding naturally. I can't help it."

"Yeah, yeah, I bet, you perv" she said, giggling. "So now can I get out of this outfit?"

"I think that might be best for the both of us" you told her. "What about me?"

"Hell no, you keep that weird thing on" she replied. You huffed and shook your head.

"No way. Alright, next challenge. Nothing sexy or daring, just decent clothes" you said.

"You know what? That's fair. You look for something for me to wear and I'll do the same for you" Carmen said. "But nothing sexy!" she added.

"Nothing sexy" you confirmed.

As you were looking at some clothes from the early 90s your phone buzzed. Taking it out, you saw it was Dawn.

'How is the date going?' her message read.

'At a thrift store. Having a blast' you replied.

'Second date?' she asked.

'Hope so. Carmen's great' you said.

'Sister-in-law great?' came the reply.

'Second date first kid' you sent to your baby sister while you grinned, looking at Carmen who just so happened to be looking in your direction. She quickly averted her eyes and pretended your eyes hadn't met. 'Seems likely though. Going to go now. Bye kiddo.' With that you put your phone away and returned to browsing through a rack of clothes that looked like extras in a MC Hammer video could have worn them. Every now and then you took a look at Carmen, occasionally catching her eyes again.

When the two of you left after paying you were wearing the clothes you had picked out for one another. You had a horrible polyester suit with matching gold chains, fake of course, making you look like a lounge lizard, a term you'd heard your mom use once. Carmen looked like Peggy from Married with Children, though you preferred her over Katey Sagal by far. With her on your arm and your old clothes in a bag in her hand you made your way back to your car.

"So, where to now?" you asked. Then a thought occurred to you. "How did you even get here?"

"I had my baby sister drop me off" Carmen said. "Why, do you want to take me back to my place in the hopes that I'll invite you in for coffee?"

"I just figured I'd be the gentleman. I would never dare think I'd get that lucky" you told her.

"Good, because you aren't that far, yet" Carmen answered with a smile.

You took Carmen home to the place she shared with her parents and sister and got out, opening the door for her.

"Thank you" she smiled before getting out. Looking at you she took the bag with her clothes, you'd taken yours out and put them on the backseat, and lingered for a second.

"Just so you know, your parents are watching" you told her. You'd seen them already as you drove up to the house.

"I know. That's why I'm only going to do this" she said, giving your cheek a chaste kiss. "Thanks for a lovely night. I'll text you for the next one" she added.

"You are most welcome and I look forward to it" you told her. You waved her goodbye, seeing her to the front door, then drove off, all smiles.