A look in the mirror

"Oh my god...Oh my GOD. This can't be real? Have I gone fucking insane?" said Shane to his reflecion in the mirror. Swinging his massive 14 inch dick back and forth like a lightsaber via the swing of his hips, Shane couldn't help but let out a "Holllyyyy shit. It's real. This is real!?" stroking his hand softly along his oversized cock. Apparently, being within 10 minutes of when his mom always said he was born making him twice as large as the largest men on earth, was a rediculous size. The length and girth made sex a comical impossibility. How would or could it even fit inside the average woman? It was soooo huge and sooooo thick!

This thought had already came to Shane a moment after he felt himself get erect at just the concept of being one of the most desirable and hung men on the planet. Obviously, having no intention of remaining a virgin forever, Shane immediately fixed that with his second change to the rules of the world. Hell, Shane hadn't even seen breasts before and he wanted that to change asap. Even before running to the mirror, Sam had typed:

0002: The pleasure a woman feels during sex is exponentially increased by a factor of 10 in correspondence to each inch a man possesses over the average cock size.

Knowing it was way above average already, Sam figured that kind of boost would make him like 100,000x or whatever better than any normal man in bed. "That should make me very very desirable," figured Sam at the time of typing which inspired this amazing erection. Sam couldn't help but edge his bets a bit further by writing:

0003: As a result of how good sex feels, women throughout history have actively sought out the largest of November 14th men and everyone considers them pretty much irresistible. As a result, women have evolved to have enough room to fit comfortable, extremely large cocks and women will do anything to get with the largest of November 14th men. So as a rule, those women who could not support large dicks were weeded out via evolution.

0004: The largest men of November 14th rarely have to work as the competition for such men is so great, movie stars, rich heiresses and the most attractive of cheerleaders actively compete for their attention, lavishing them with gifts for the opportunity to have sex and to be around them. All women consider the largest men of November 14th celebrities and once they find out about their size treat them like celebrities. Women are completely devoted to a November 14th born man and loyal to one if they are lucky enough to have sex with one.

So caught up with his massive swinging dick, Shane barely even noticed the door to the bathroom swinging open, having left it unlocked, in his hurry to check himself out the mirror.