A home invasion

It's no secret that Lauren Conrad has made herself a pretty good career after her run on reality TV, but you have a different opinion on the manner than most do.

That's because it's also no secret that Lauren has a reputation as a girl who has slept her way to the top in the business world.

Except for one time, which was when you were on the verge of closing a deal with her (business and otherwise) when she cut you off from sleeping with her.

But unfortunately for her, you still had her address saved on your phone, and after hearing about her continued promiscuity, you decided to pay her a little visit.

This was going to be dangerous now, of course, especially due to her currently being married and all.

But after debating whether it is worth the risk, you take off for her house.