A dull-seeming processing company

'Turner's Food Production, Processing and Packaging ltd.' has a website that looked like the owners had insisted on doing it in-house with as low a budget of time or money as possible. Generic stock pictures, some still with watermarks. A dull story about how their founder - William Turner - had built the first factory in 1902 using nothing but the small loan of several million dollars he inherited when his father died. A promise that the company was committed to always ensuring the minimum safety requirements of the products they produced were met. Contact details for a few offices and production plants scattered haphazardly around the country, with a few overseas branches. Some improperly formatted on-site forms to submit questions. It was hardly the secretive witch's shop you might have envisioned. But, using the information provided, you input the alleged 'secret' passcode, input your desired delivery and were soon sent a form email assuring you that the product was on the way.