A door swings open

Out comes Steve. holding his head like he was nursing a headache. He looks at us on the couch.

...That's right...I hadn't gotten a chance to change the clocks forward....

Suddenly I'm eating my teeth. Well as a shapeshifter I'm regrowing them so I can talk. Still, Steve has an amazing swing. Playing the part, I know I gotta avoid fixing my face and to leave it looking bloodied for a few days. Internally I'm laughing as I zap sister back to "normal".

She's pulling Steve off of me as he's wailing on me. I get 2 ribs and 1 arm broken with 3 more bruised ribs while she manages to shove him into his room to cool down. I make the necessary fixes and It's "only" my face that seems to have gotten damaged. Over playing it a little, I let her walk me to my room. Once she leaves I hear stomping as she's going to rip Steve a new anus.

Laughing I see this joke went better than planned. Looking in the mirror, I memorize the damage and perform triage. I'll wear bandages for a few days to keep up the illusion.