A detour through the girls' toilets

Content warning: pee

"Hey Josh!"

Josh startled a bit at the voice calling him. He wasn't that used to girls calling his name.

"What's up? Wanna go to the toilet together?"

The unmistakably peppy voice of Josie managed quite well to drag him out of his thoughts. The memory of his first ever ass-fuck now interrupted, Josh focused on the girl infront of him and the beautiful tits framed by a large hole in her shirt.

"Hellooooooo? Earth to Josh? I kinda need to go, bad. Are you coming with or what?"

"Sorry, I was a bit distracted."

"I could see that. I'd ask what's on your mind, but can we please get to the toilet before I have an accident?"

Josh started to mechanically follow her, admiring that cute butt beneath that ultra-short miniskirt ... and stopped a few seconds later.

"You know what?" he announced while aiming his dick at her "Toilets are kinda useless when you're soaked in pee anyway."

"I mean, I guess, but..." As her voice trailed off, realization dawned on her face. "Oooh, I see where you're going with this! Yeah it's much more efficient to simply be the toilet rather than going to the toilet!"

As Josh started hosing her down with his piss, he commented: "Ain't it?"

"So" the brunette said while letting go of a stream of her own "what was on your mind?"

"Oh, just a pleasant memory." answered Josh while turning around to wet her backpack.

"I see. Good for you. Wait, can we talk about how awesome it is to wear a piss-soaked backpack and clothes? You're definitely toilet-smart. Or I should say, girl-smart." she added with a laugh.

Josh smiled as his stream dwindled. Approaching Josie, he put his hands on her shoulder and started pushing down, to which she reacted by kneeling.

"Thanks! Yeah I'm kinda bored with everyone going to the toilet wrong. I mean, it's good to challenge conventional bathroom habits."

"Definit-mh!", Josie answered, cut off mid sentence by the sudden intrusion of Josh inside her mouth.

"Ah, yeah, really hit the spot. Plus, it's efficient." Josh remarked. "That way I don't have to think about wiping or cleaning my dick." Josh looked at his dirty hands. "Though I guess I should wash my hands."

To illustrate, he took Josie's hair in his hands and brushed his palms with them, getting a few droplets of piss out of his hands, and unto her hair. Josie smiled as much as a girl could smile while sucking on a dick, and grabbed Josh's buttcheeks and pushed him faster into her mouth.

"Damn, you're good at that!", Josh commented. Soon, he stopped thrusting all together, letting Josie take care of everything. She alternated slow licks along his mast and bobbing her head up and down with vigorously deepthroating him. Less than a minute of this treatment was enough for Josh to explode in her mouth, sending ropes after ropes of jizz straight down her throat and all over her tongue.

She swallowed with a loud gulp, then got up and finally started talking again: "Hope that felt good!"

"Good?! That felt awesome! We should do this more often."

"Anything for the guy that showed me how to make toilet breaks much more efficient!". She winked at him, and with a small hop in her step, went back to her friends. From afar, Josh could hear a bit of their conversation: "Girl, why do you smell like piss?" "Oh, that? It's a new way of going to the toilet. It's so smart, you won't believe it! So basically, what you do is ... you don't go to the toilet at all! You just pee wherever you are! Or pee onto a woman and..."

Content of the changes he made to the world this early in the morning, Josh straightened up and finally went to class.