A car comes flying

Wonder Woman had almost arrived at the site of Rhino’s latest spree of carnage and destruction, when she spotted a car coming towards her.
It was a Cadillac Escalade SUV, relatively new and with a hideously pink varnish with a decisively metallic tone.

More importantly, the heavy vehicle was currently flying in an arc across the air, having past its peak and now diving down towards Wonder Woman’s vicinity.
Wonder Woman became aware of the fact that she was currently racing towards the spot where the SUV would most probably crash, and she would be severely challenged to avoid it.

But just before the SUV crashed down upon her, something shot out from above and grabbed hold of it, lifting it away and dropping it down on a empty part of the street.

Bringing her motorcycle to a stop and looking up, Wonder Woman could see Spiderman sitting on the facade of a nearby office building, two strings of net going from his wrists down to the base of the Escalade.

“Thanks, Spiderman!”

“You’re welcome, baby!” The wallcrawler hollered out in reply as he began to swing his way down the street, going after Rhino.
Dumping her motorcycle, Wonder Woman ran after Spiderman and arrived just in time to see him blind Rhino with a well-aimed burst of his net liquid.

“Argh!! I’ll rip you a new asshole for that, Spiderman!” Rhino screamed out in anger, while he used his hands to claw the net away from his face.
Spiderman was once again sitting on a façade, his body tensed up while he waited to find out what Rhino would try once he could see again.

“I think somebody needs some counselling!” Spiderman cracked back in reply, with his usual happy, go lucky tone of speech.
Wonder Woman had stopped her run and she too was now waiting for Rhino’s next move. For now, she was content to observe how Spiderman would handle the situation.

“I’ll counsel your fucking face into a pulp!” Rhino more or less howled out the last syllables.

“Counsel my fucking face into a pulp? Talkback that bad almost makes me miss Doctor Octopus!” Spiderman nimbly jumped out of the way when Rhino, now had cleared his face, used a lamppost as a rudimentary spear, chucking the thick metal pole at the spot where Spiderman had been waiting.

Spiderman was not about to let Rhino take the initiative, and came swooping down over the small plaza where Rhino was standing, sending out another spray of web that stuck to Rhino’s face.
While Spiderman landed on a large stone balcony, Wonder Woman stepped into action.

Rushing out onto the plaza, Wonder prepared to throw her lasso at Rhino.
Once the Russian supervillain turned towards her, Diana tossed out the lasso.
The lasso hit its mark, and soon the noose was around Rhino’s bulky frame, pinning his arms to his side.

Unable to use his arms and to see anything, Rhino could do little when Wonder Woman yanked the lasso back, making Rhino’s feet leave the ground.
A few seconds, the heavyset Russian was slammed into the side of the very armoured truck that he had been trying to rob when Spiderman and Wonder Woman had gotten involved.

Rhino let out a long groan of angered pain, which resulted in Wonder Woman sending him on a spin right into a nearby dumpster, his head being the first thing that hit the heavy metal container.
Shortly thereafter, Wonder Woman was standing by the knocked-out Rhino, waiting for Spiderman to come down onto the street.

“You know that I could have handled him on my own, don’t you?” Spiderman asked as the soles of his feet touched down on the sidewalk.

“Yeah, I mostly interfered to save Rhino from being too humiliated.”

“He’s a grown man running around with a two dildos sticking out from his forehead. I really don’t think that he can be too humiliated.”

“Ha-ha! By the way, I liked how you called me baby before. Did you mean it?”

“Uh…well… you are very, uh, attractive.” Spiderman stuttered out in reply.

“I’m much more attractive without this suit. Wanna see?” With that, Wonder Woman took a step towards Spiderman, and reached out with her arm to touch. Spiderman tensed up when he felt Diana’s hand suddenly press against his stomach just below the navel.

“Careful, Wondrous! There might be a married man behind this mask.” He protested, although not with too much empathy.

“Well, you can keep it on then.” Wonder Woman’s lips formed into a naughty smile.
“Uh… I gotta go now… why don’t you stick around here with Rhino and wait for the cops?”

“Alright, but I’d much rather go with you… babe.”

Spiderman slowly walked away from Wonder Woman, giving the impression of almost having lost the knowledge of how to properly, while his gaze was fixed on Diana’s luscious body. The ease and skill with which Spiderman threw himself into the air, and the “See you later, gorgeous!”-cry made it clear, however, that it had just been an act on her behalf.

Wonder Woman chuckled to herself while keeping an eye on Rhino.
Spiderman had the ability to bring out her more playful side, probably due to his boyishness. Even after all those years that he had swung his way across New York, Spiderman still gave the impression of rebellious adolescence.

By now, the sound of sirens was coming closer, signalling the NYPD would arrive at the scene at any second. Looking up at the miniscule figure in red and blue throwing himself from building to building far of in the distance, Diana sighed and smiled faintly.