It's Monday

You wake up with a sore back... again.

At least it's another beautiful day in California. The sun is streaming through the sliding glass door to Jeremy's patio and the temperature is perfect... again.

You really can't spend the rest of your life bumming a couch off your friend. Still, you haven't gotten your first unemployment check and Amber cleaned out your checking account and ran up your Visa card (you got that distressing news in an e-mail from your bank right before you went to bed last night). You cancelled the card but your credit is in bad shape.

{if grocery > 0}

You prepare a healthy breakfast for you and Jeremy... steel-cut oats with raspberries... along with juice and coffee. You've persuaded yourself that coffee is health food. For a programmer, there's no alternative.

{else}

You pour out Coco-Rubbles for you and Jeremy, along with huge mugs of coffee. You've really got to do some grocery shopping and contribute something healthy to the diet.{endif}

Then you check your stats.

{if streamed = 1}You have two subscribers and no Patreon followers.

{else}You don't have any subscribers yet.{endif}

Damn.

Well, time to get on with your day.