What does Remmy show you?
A Table For Two
You follow him back through the little maze of twisty passages dug into the dirt where the bricks have fallen away from part of the wall, you pass many other Critters, including some of the 'Dire Rats' which have managed to gain a level or two, but still hide here afraid of the players. None of them, so far as you know, are intelligent like the two of you, but you bear them no ill will, they are just poor benighted beasts.
Eventually you come to something completely unexpected, an immense locked box buried in the dirt, and Remmy takes a key out of his inventory, which fits the the lock. "Found this key on the ground just outside the warren, I figured it would fit, and it did." He says and opens the lid of the box, which now is more like a door. Inside are three stacks of coins, two arranged like chairs and the other as a table, while ON that table is a sumptuous meal, roasted cockroaches seasoned with salt an pepper!
"So chere, shall we eat?" Remmy asks and guides you to sit.
What do you talk about as you eat your dinner?
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You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope