A Pirates Porn Parody

"I have a role in a parody lined up for you." John told her.

"Oh really? A comedy? Great." She said, clapping her hands in excitement.

"Well not really, it's a porn parody." Keira's smile faded.

"A... porn parody?" She asked.

"Yes. Of Pirates of the Caribbean."

"Oh. So it's like a cameo?" She asked, confused.

"Oh no, you'd be the star. The character's name is Elizabeth Swallows."

"So I'd have to..." She paused, trying to think of a polite phrasing.

"Fuck on camera? Yes." John stated.

"But I-I'm not a porn star." She said.

"Well nobody else wants you. It's porn or give up acting entirely."