A Meet and Greet

"What the..."John said.

He watched as her pussy came to life. Its little eyes sprouted up and the nether lips took on a human lip shape.

"I am Ashley's vagina. I have been self aware for years. Ashley made us promise to hide from you but the times are a changin." The pussy said.

"Us?!" He said.

"I'm not the only part of her that has a life of its own but we'll get to that in a minute." Said her vagina.

"If you were suppose to hide, why are you showing yourself?" He asked.

"Thats a good question. I was actually about to tell you about that. See the thing is Ashley didn't want to scare you off many years ago so we agreed to keep it a secret. The thing thatnhas changed is she's so busy now she rarely acknowledges us. We are not mad. But we are lonely and bored. We were hoping maybe, just maybe you wouldnt freak out and have an open mind. But one thing i do ask is you dont tell her you know. At least not yet." Said the pussy

"As weird as this is, I promise to keep it secret. So who is "we?" John asked.

"Ok. We'll ease you into this." Her vagina said.

At end of the bed Ashley's toes started wiggling. John watched as the feet raised up and moved towards him.

Every digit had its own little set of eyes and mouths. They were all smiling at him.

"Hello John." Said her right big toe.

"Uhh.. hi.." John said awkwardly while staring at his wife's toes that apparently could talk.

"We've always enjoyed your foot rubs all these years. I just wish we could have thanked you a long time ago." Said the right middle toe.

"You're welcome..i guess." He said.

John got close and examined her toes. It was a really strange situation for him. See her toes take on their own life was obviously weird but at the same time he was intrigued.

"Ok, I'm glad to see you are still with us."said the vagina. "So lets move on to another."

"You mean there's more?" John said.

"Yes." Said her pussy.

"Ok girls, come on out."

"Girls?" John said puzzled.

Suddely John saw his wife's breast raise up from her chest. Little eyes formed above her nipples and below little mouths formed.

"Ohh this is so exciting!" Said the right boob.

"Its a pleasure to finally talk to you. I just wanted to say, earlier when you were playing with us. You did a great job. You always do. Keep up the good work sweetie." Said the left boob.

"We really enjoy your handy work you do with your tongue." The right boobs said as both of Ashley's nipples started to twitch around.

"No problem." John said reluctantly.

Ashley's body rolled over and her butt cheeks jiggled to life.

"Hello John!" Then cheeks said in unison as they bounced up and down for joy.

John felt his dick getting hard but he ignored it.

"Hello." He replied.

Then a deeper voice from bellow said. "Hi John."

John watched as his wifes asshole came stretching out from the shadows.

"I know she never wants to do anything that involves me but for the record I'd be up for it." The butthole said with a smile.

"Belive me I'd be ok with it."he said with a chuckle.

The butthole retracted back in to its home and her pussy stretched out and was eye level with john.

"Sorry about that. We all agreed not to do our stretching thing during this first meet. It seems asshole there is, well you know. An asshole." Her pussy told him.

A loud roaring fart came out of his sleeping wife's ass followed by laughter.

"Oh god, does it do that often?" John asked.

"You have no idea." Said her vagina.

John continued to meet the rest of the sentient body parts. He was so fascinated that he forgot about how freaked out he was. He sat there for hours listening to all the stories they had to tell him about their crazy antics and adventure.

Ashley began to stir. John quickly laid back down and Ashley's body parts all settled back into place.

" hey babe, you still up?" Ashley asked.

"I was just settling down. My book was so good I couldn't put it down." He said.

"Ok. Love you." She said as she rolled back over and fell back asleep.

Her left butt cheek jiggled to life and said " It was nice to talk to you. Lets do this again soon." It gave him a wink and a smile and then went back to normal.

"Well that was a weird experience." John said.

He turned off his lamp and laid down.