A Deal is a Deal

He took a quick shower and headed down to work. He was a salesman for a copier company. He was modestly successful at it, but his sexual obsession held him back. He had been warned several times by the tight ass, but beautiful HR manager about his advances towards other female employees. Miss Barnes was the HR Manager's name, and she was his first stop.

He strode into her office full of confidence, just waiting to try his new powers out on her. She was wearing a tight brown turtleneck sweater that showed off her large tits nicely and a plaid skirt in brown tones. Her pretty face, framed by her blonde hair, screwed into a scowl at the sight of Ronnie. She had wanted to fire him several times, but had never quite had enough on him to pull it off.

He came up to her desk, staring at her tits like he always did, and said, "Hey how about you and I getting lunch today. I'll meet you at the crown hotel over on Burnside at noon."

Miss Barnes stared at him blankly for a moment then said, "All right, that will be fine. I will meet you in the lobby." After he had left she had no idea why she had agreed to it, she just felt compelled somehow. Oh, well she thought I don't really have to go.

Ronnie left her office on a high. Damn she was going to meet him for sex at lunch. Everyone knew that the Crown was one of those places that rented by the hour. He could hardly think about his work as he thought about fucking the lovely Miss Barnes with his new, big cock.

Noon arrived and he paced the lobby nervously; would she really show up?

Right at noon straight up she came striding in with her usual scowl on her face. "Are you ready?" she asked.

Ronnie just assumed she meant to head up to the room he had rented so he said, "Sure babe let's head upstairs."

They went up the creaky old elevator from the Crown's lobby to room 808. He opened the door and motioned her into the room. As he followed her in he made his normal crude move and grabbed her breasts from behind. She did not resist, in fact she started to grind her ass into his crotch. Turning her around Ronnie kissed her hard on the lips, his tongue squirming its way into her mouth. She kissed him back like she was enthralled by his crude kiss, and wrapped her arms around his neck. He then pulled up her brown sweater to reveal her big tits stuffed in a white lacy bra. He began to grope her tits feeling her hard nipples, pinching them lightly as he felt her up. He reached around behind her and unsnapped her bra, her big tits popping into view. Her nipples were fat and pink, sticking hard and erect from nice round, pink aureole.

She reached down to his crotch and said, "Come on baby get hard for me."

Ronnie was so excited to see her tits that he did not realize that his big cock was still soft. He started to get concerned he never had even thought about getting a boner before. He had a hard on half the day usually, and could always spring one no matter how drunk he was. He said to her, "Suck me hard."

Miss Barnes fell to her knees and began to vigorously suck his big, but flaccid cock. She did her best, but after ten minutes of continuous oral work he was still soft as a baby's butt. Damn he thought what the hell is going on here. Maybe I still need some rest? At last he said, "I guess it is not going to work baby, let's forget it today."

She moaned, "I'm horny though," and began to masturbate in front of him. She pulled down her panties and stroked up and down her wet cunt, spreading her labia so she could rub her rigid clit. After several minutes of watching her finger fucking Ronnie watched as she came to a shattering climax, her hips bucking as she moaned in pleasure.

Ronnie was about to come out of his skin, he had just watched a super hot woman masturbate in front of him and he still couldn't pop a boner. What the hell was wrong with him?

He tried the same thing with six other women over the next six days, but there was no difference. He was still not able to get an erection. At last he went to his doctor and told him the problem. The doctor did every test know to medical science but could not find any reason why his was impotent. Then the doctor's nurse came onto him while the doctor was gone. She was a twenty two year old new grad nurse who could suck up a storm, but she couldn’t bring Ronnie's cock to life. The doctor came back, "I think your problem is in you head."

He went to the shrink and told the whole story to him about the mysterious beautiful woman who offered to buy his eternal essence, and how she made his cock bigger and how he couldn't get it up anymore. The shrink did every kind of test, and had him go through months of therapy but to no avail. His cock did not work. The sick thing was he could get any woman that he would have ever wanted. Women came on to him all the time, three or four a day. He was completely irresistible to women, but he could not perform.

Finally six months later, late one night he was roaring drunk in his house. His frustration had grown to the point he did not know where to turn and what to do. He screamed, "That bitch cheated me. She said she would give me a huge cock and now it doesn’t work. I was robbed."

Suddenly a small man appeared. He said, "My name is Mr. Boman. I am with Hell Inc.’s complaint department. What seems to be the problem?"

"The sales bitch from your company lied to me. She said I would have this monster cock and all the women would want to fuck me, but I can't get hard."

"Well that is a serious charge," said Mr. Boman. Let's pull your contract from the files and see if we have a breach here. I can promise you if there has been a fast one pulled by sales I will get it corrected immediately," promised Mr. Boman.

He snapped his fingers and the contract appeared out of thin air like before. The small man poured over the seven pages of the contract, stopping to reread sections several times and at last turned to Ronnie and said, "Looks like everything is in order here. Good day!"

"What the fuck are you talking about you dumb bastard. I can't fuck, how can everything be in order?" Ronnie demanded.

"Please sir, profanity and personal attacks will get you nowhere. The contract clearly states that you are to receive a large cock, which you have, and that women will find you irresistible, which they do. No where did the contract stipulate that the cock would function in an erect state. I am sorry if you misunderstood but you should really have a lawyer review these contracts before you sign them," Mr. Boman chided Ronnie.

With that he disappeared and left Ronnie drunk and alone in his house. Ronnie went to get his gun. Ten minutes later he was in the new employee orientation area in Hell Inc. Skorpion was there to meet him as he was her recruit. "Why Ronnie," she beamed at him. "I did not expect you so soon. Whatever happened to you?"

"You know damn good and well what happened to me you bitch," shouted Ronnie at her. "Now what happens to me?"

"Well it just so happens that we have an opening in our serial rapists division. I think it would be perfect for you. Of course you will have to start at the bottom and work your way up, but that is to be expected."

Ronnie said with hesitation, "Can I get a boner again, if I can, that doesn't sound too bad."

“Why of course you can Ronnie,” chuckled Skorpion. The only problem is that you will have to spend your next thousand years in the entry level position, which is of course the victim. You will be a young woman who is repeatedly **** dozens of times a day. It is not fun, but that's what you have to do to get ahead at Hell, Inc.

Skorpion laughed as Ronnie screamed "Noooooo," just before he disappeared to begin his new job.