The Departments of Hell, Inc.

Skorpion and Kurt headed back to the Headquarters of Hell Inc. and they headed straight for the accounting department. They spent a few days reviewing the last few hundred year's production numbers for each department. It was quickly clear that several trends were apparent. The problem was not spread equally through out Hell Inc.; it was concentrated in two departments, Masturbation and Anal Fucking. It looked to Skorpion that ****, Forcible ****, Misc. Sexual Perversions, Homosexuality, Voyeurism, and Exhibitionism were all doing fine. All of them were up over 4% for the latest century. Anal Fucking, however, was down 6% and trending even worse over the past 5 years, and Masturbation was even worse. It was down over 10% and recent annual results were even worse.

The problem was exacerbated by the fact that the Bureau of Masturbation was responsible for over 20% of Hell's revenues as excessive masturbation was the greatest skill Hell's employees possessed. Skorpion knew that she would need to dive deeper into the information and took her analysis to the next level, it would take time, but she hoped it would be time well spent.

"Well Kurt I think we know where the problem lies," Skorpion remarked after several weeks of study. "In reviewing this data for Masturbation I can see it is centered in sections 100, 108, 275 and 361, but there are dozens that are down more than 10%. I wonder what is the problem there? In Anal Fucking there is the same type of thing at work as the losses are spread across several dozen sections"

"What do you want to do?" asked Kurt.

"Well first let's pay a visit to the master and get approval for some deep undercover work. He will have to decide if he wants to let the Directors of those departments know what we are up to, or if he wants us to go in blind. He will also have to give us some good disguises so we cannot be recognized. You and I are too recognizable to get anywhere otherwise," Skorpion answered him.

They went to the Master's office and were met by the unctuous little agent Walters. "Oh your back," he said in a sneering tone of voice. "I thought you must have given up it has been so long. The Master is more than a little annoyed with you two."

"Just let him know that we are here, you little weasel," Skorpion said in a pissed off tone. "You don't want to get on my bad side. I know just how to punish little twits like you, if you know what I mean."

Mr. Walters tone became a little more respectful as he said, "I will let him know you are here, please be seated."

They sat in the chairs that formed out of the wall to accommodate them. Mr. Walters moved through the wall into wherever the Master's private office was located and they heard him speaking fearfully through the open portal he left behind him.

"Master sorry to disturb you at work, but Agent Skorpion is here and wants to speak to you."

They then heard the master roar back, "Damn you Walters I told you I needed to hear the instant that we heard from her. Get her in here right away."

Walters came back out into the small waiting and room and pulling himself together said, "He will see you now. Please try to keep it brief he is very busy today."

They walked into the office and the Master was busy fucking a demonette. The female demon had red skin, sharp teeth and claws, and an insatiable pussy. Her big tits were red, and capped with dark thick nipples. The Master was fucking her from behind and had reached forward to pull and twist the demonette’s long nipples. His hips pumped his long cock steadily into the female creature, and the Master looked up as Skorpion entered.

"Ah, Skorpion," he said as he continued to fuck the female demon who was bent over his desk. His long cock was red, and very thick, as Skorpion knew from personal experience. The demonette took its full length and was humping her hips back against the master. "I was afraid you had gotten detoured somewhere. Tell me what..." The master stopped at that point and fucked deep into the demonette and ejaculated his load of demon seed. He roared loudly as he climaxed, ramming his long cock to the hilt in the willing demonette's cunt.

"Excuse me," he said when he was done climaxing. "My work is never done. Now tell me what you have found out about our problem."

Skorpion spent the next two hours outlining what she had discovered. It would have gone quicker, but the Master continued to fuck demonettes as they talked and it took some time for him to service them.

"The females are in heat, and I have to get them while they are ready," he explained, "Just planting the seed for the next crop of demons."

"No problem sir," Skorpion said. She was getting very horny though, and looking over at Kurt she could see his big boner in the crotch of his black suit.

The Master continued, "So you say that the problem is in Masturbation and Anal Fucking, I would not have guessed that. I have two of my best men in those departments. What are you going to do about the problem?"