A Broadcasting First

EPISODE 2: Jane rides through the rain to Bingley’s house but she falls from her horse in sight of the building. Bingley gathers her up, strips her and puts her in a nice warm bed. The doctor and Elizabeth arrive to look after her. This involves plenty of heaving breasts in a see through negligee from Jane. Elizabeth and Darcy become increasingly attracted to each other. Lots of thinking about each other as they both go to bed with Darcy stroking his shaft.

Jane starts to recover and that night Bingley volunteers to watch her but the pair are unable to keep their hands off each other. Bingley declares that she has the finest pussy he has ever seen and proceeds to pay it a lot of attention with his tongue. Jane declares that she must return the favour and so they gloriously 69 in full and detailed view for the British public’s pleasure. Petra squirted, as I always suspected she could, and the handsome young actor came all over her beautiful face.

COMMENT: The 2 actors became overnight the most searched for people on the planet. Young women all over the North America went on a downloading frenzy and their husband and boyfriends were keen to watch the result. Europe was a bit cooler but many networks promised to show the series as soon as they got decent dubbing. Fox called it the end of civilisation for a once great nation but the cat was out of the bag and women everywhere were professing that they now got pornography and could not wait to see Darcy similarly explode. You see my female director had chosen former boy band members, with some Broadway and West End experience to play Darcy and Bingley. Brando and Olivier they were not but they were just competent enough in a Keanu kind of way.