Uncle Perv

EPISODE 3: Mr Collins, played (as are the senior Bennetts) by an established British comedian, turns up and rather fussily demands the master bedroom as he is the true owner of the house. He has an alternative motive and has noted that via spy holes he can see into the bedrooms of both sets of sisters. He (and the viewers) watch as the girls undress, wanking to their lovely bodies. There is a memorable scene when Mary bends over to pick something up and he finds himself staring right down her brown eye. He is especially obsessed with breasts and Elizabeth takes his eye.

Meanwhile a handsome soldier called Wickham arrives and sets off in pursuit of Elizabeth, telling her that Darcy has wronged him. Bingley and Darcy hold another ball at which Darcy decides Jane is not really a suitable match for his friend and determines to put an end to the relationship.

The twins apparently misbehave at the ball and are sent home early. Mr Collins volunteers to accompany them. Thinking Mr Collins asleep, they sup champagne from the bottle getting quite giddy and they pour the remainder over their naked bodies with Mr Collins barely able to keep quiet. Fortunately they are too drunk to notice and Lydia starts fucking herself with the throat of the bottle and then implores her twin to do the same. Mr Collins unable to contain himself shuffles in, trousers around his ankles, the girls scream and he cums right in front of them. All parties are so suitably embarrassed they all promise never to mention this incident ever again. The rest of the family returns none the wiser.

COMMENT: Got to say this was the highlight of the entire series for me. To see these 2 young girls both under 20 perform a sexual act that they possibly had not done in their real lives was generally thrilling. I did think of watching the girls piss away some of the **** but I thought better of it. After all this was already ground breaking entertainment and the entire episode had not been offset by a justifiable level of culture. Also women rang up the BBC after the episode to complain about the lack of male nudity, which was very encouraging.