A 'surprise'

We pile into the limo. Whilst Meghan says something to the driver, Clara pops open the bottle of champagne waiting for us and pours us all a generous serving. As the limo takes off, Patrica says "Cheers to getting married."

"And your husband's horse cock." Meghan interjects.

The group laughs as we clink glasses. As I drink, Sandy asks "So where are we going?"

"As I said, it's a surprise." Meghan says. Whilst I can't say for certain, I'd wager good money we're going to a strip club. I mean I'm not complaining. I'll take any chance I can get to look at some near-naked hunks.

Thinking the same thought, Patrica says "It's a strip club isn't it?"

"Well... it might be."

"Like you're complaining." Clara jests.

"I'm kinda hoping for it to be honest." I add, making the girls laugh.

That's when the limo pulls up at our destination, Hunk Haven. Meghan leads us inside. The place is moderately populated, but there's still plenty of room for us around the stage. When we arrive at the stage, the announcer declares "Alright ladies. He's strong, he's wild, and he's ready to rock your world. Let's give it up for Tarzan!"

We cheer whilst a buff man with long hair struts onto the stage for our viewing delight. He's wearing a loincloth and a cocky smile as he starts prancing around for us. Despite the show, Penny peels off towards the bar as Meghan starts throwing some money towards Tarzan. Despite the gorgeous hunk on stage, I give Penny a glance. To my surprise, she seems rather disinterested with what's going on. As much as I'd like to watch Tarzan some more, maybe I should check on Penny.