41st Elite Corps, on Kashyyk

Five days ago you deployed to the Kashyyk system, anticipating a Confederate strike on the Wookiee oil refinery. After the defenses were set up, you prepared for a massive droid ****. It still has not come. Life on this forest planet is the most boring thing imaginable. Not to mention all the dumb walking carpets everywhere, always growling and shedding hair.

The only joy you have on this armpit planet is seeing that Jedi General. Luminara, was it? Damn fine body. Unfortunately, she's always running around the frontline, coordinating defensive positions, so you don't get much view time.

As you sit thinking about her, another trooper comes to relieve you of watch duty. You've got some free time now.