4

Steve took the die into his hand and rolled it, even though he really, really did not want to. This game was clearly demonic and was somehow getting worse by the minute.

With the die landing on a four Steve found himself pushing his pawn forwards onto another blank spot. He reluctantly grabbed his card from the fun deck and read it aloud.

"Groinless: Your groin now resembles a ken doll. Points: 30."

Steve's face turned red as he realized that he no longer could feel his manhood. He shoved his hand down the front of his pants to confirm that there was nothing there, no hole, no man parts, nothing but smooth, hairless skin. He screamed as Benny took the die and rolled it.