321: 1 (555) 867-5309

You hit the buttons to get an 'outside line' and then dial your best friend Kathy's house, just to test that assumption that you can't call your home dimension from here, and are shocked to discover that you CAN call people on Earth!

"Hey, this is Cassa De Kathy, I can't come to the phone right now, so leave the usual stuff at the beep." * BEEEEP! *

"Kathy! This is super important, next time you check your e-mail look for a promotional offer from Malawagwa Resort. If it's there ACCEPT! It's not spam and they are not kidding: you really have WON! Got to go now, I'm gonna try calling a few more people: like the President and Joint Chief's, I will explain the rest when my vacation's over." You say and hang up...