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Benny didn't particularly want to roll the die either, but like Steve he didn't really have any say in the matter. He had actually rather liked the card he had already gotten, he hadn't tried it out yet, but if it really did what it said, he could have a blast with some people. Yet he doubted he was going to get lucky twice.

The die came down on a three which landed him on a space that said that the player next to him gets to take a card also. If Jacob was sitting in his seat he probably would have punched his brother in the arm, but seeing how his twin was currently fucking himself with ice he didn't have to worry about that. Then again Jacob might actually be enjoying the whole ice dildo thing he was doing. Benny knows his brother is gay, and most gay guys like to take it up the ass right? Him and Jacob didn't really talk about the whole sexual aspect of that lifestyle.

Benny reached forward and grabbed the top card off the Fun deck. "Human Ashtray: Any guy in your radius that smokes will always be compelled to use your mouth as an ashtray. Points: 13."

Technically it wasn't really funny, because this would most definitely hurt, and yet Benny cracked up laughing over his own card. It was so ridiculous, and besides most of the people he knew only smoked pot so he didn't have to worry.

A card next magically appeared in Jacob's hand, who was still busy plowing his asshole with the ice dildo. He looked down at the card and groaned as he found himself reading it aloud. "Unidick: You're like a unicorn, only you have a dick on your head instead of a horn. Points: 15."

Benny watched his brother's forehead with amazement as a fat phallus grew out of it and curved somewhat up. Benny really cracked up with laughter now, it was so ridiculous. Underneath all that laughter though was fear.

The die appeared in Jacob's hand who moved close to the table and rolled it getting a