20 boxes

This was an offer you couldn't refuse. A beautiful high school girl was offering herself up on a platter and all you needed to do was buy some cookies.

"I'll take 20 boxes," you say, not sure what that will get you, but sure that it will be worth it. From the shocked look on her face, you don't think she was expecting you to buy that many.

"Really?!? Thank you so much," she says, bouncing up and down a little, which leads to you being distracted by another part of her bouncing up and down. She has to snap her fingers a few times to get you to focus again. "Now, as a show of appreciation, I'll let you do anything you want with me for one hour. How does that sound?"

It sounds absolutely brilliant to you. You get this hot little number for an entire hour? That's definitely more than you dreamed you would get for the $100 this was going to cost you. "That'd be great," you reply, not trying to hide your delight.

"Great. Lin will be back soon, so how about you wait until she comes back with the cookies before we start? I'll come up with an excuse to stay behind."