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Benny, trying as hard as he could to push the thought of the hair-raising shit in his pants to the back of his mind reached for the die and rolled a 1. He was wishing as hard as he could this would just be over so he could get out of this terryfying shit trap. He couldn't stop thinking about it.

Benny leaned over and pushed his pawn 1 space forward, landing him on yet another fucking blank space. He begrudgingly grabbed another Fun Card from the deck.

"Neko Boy: Welcome to the feline family! You now adorn a cute pair of cat ears and a tail! Not only that, but you'll find your behaviour to be altered in a cat-like way! Enjoy your new purrrrfect style! Points: 10"

Immediately after Benny had read the last word, he could feel something growing out of the top of his head and tailbone, along with his old ears reseeding into his head. It wasn't painful, but it was certainly uncomfortable. He felt his head, and indeed, he now had cat ears. He could also feel a tail subconsciously wagging against the floor behind him.

He realised he could also hear much better with his new ears, too. He noticed an annoying high pitched squeaking coming from the fan above them. Higher pitched than he'd ever heard in his life. It was strange hearing things from top of his head as opposed to the sides, but he could get used to it.

"Nya?" He said aloud. "'Nya...?'" He repeated, in confusion.

His brother Jacob - who quite enjoyed some anime here and there, aside from comics - said "It's a trope from anime. In some anime they adorne characters with cat ears to show a character is cute, or acts like a cat. They also generally tend to say things like 'nya', often incorporating it into other words. Of course these characteristics vary depending on which anime it is."

"Huh," Benny replied. "So, I'm some kind of anyime character now?"

"I guess so. Although you're missing the 2D part."

"You watch that crap?" Said Johnny. "What. A. Neeerd. Isn't that crap for kids?"

"No it's..." Jacob trailed off. He couldn't bother to have this argument again. "Like you can talk, **** boy."

Johnny was taken aback, reminded of their current situation.

Just then Benny felt another lump form on his behind. He was terrified. He'd almost forgotten about the shit in his pants. He was so focused on his new feline appearance. He could barely take it now. He felt as if he was dangling from a skyscraper. One more shit and he was gonna go insane.