1-Steve Gets a Card That Effects His Groin

Steve rolled the die and watched the cube land on a one. He told himself this all had to be some kind of trickery on Mr. Brown's part as he moved the blue pawn forwards one space to a spot that didn't have anything written on it.

"Whenever you land on a blank space such as you just did you automatically draw a 'Fun Card' and pass the die to the next player." The voice said.

Steve went ahead and grabbed the card from the deck that said "Fun" on its back. He brought it to his face and without even thinking and read it aloud. "Ballless: Guess your not man enough to have them. Points: 8."

He wondered what in the hell that mean't when he felt a sharp pain in his groin accompanied by instant emptiness. He didn't have to look to know they were suddenly missing. He reached between his legs to feel and they confirmed what he already knew, what the card had just told him, he no longer had balls. He still had his dick just no balls.

"Dude, we have to get out of here. This game just literally removed my balls" Steve said as Benny took the die into his hand.

"I'm sure the card is not meant to be taken literal" Benny said as he rolled the die.