Kidnappings rarely if ever work. Either the kidnappers are caught or the kidnap victim is never seen again and no money exchanges hands, but you have come up with an alternative: instead of **** someone and holding her for ransom, you plan to kidnap her, humiliate and **** her while you capture it all on video then tell the person to pay up after she is released or the video goes viral.

You have done this with rich women across the land, but no one nationally or internationally famous: just local women who were social butterflies and always on the society pages of the local papers. Women who loved to be seen at the best events in town. Doing this has earned you a good amount of money, and you have put it to good use now.

You set your sites on a glorious prize: Kim Kardashian. You hate the Kardashian clan: A bunch of vapid, glory whores who are famous for being rich and famous, and Kim was the worst: a dimwitted slut famous for a huge ass and sex tapes.

Despite the fact Kim's husband claims to have money troubles, you know Kim is loaded as is her family. You plan to kidnap her, humiliate her, then tell her to pay up or her latest viral video will not only be of high production values but her worst nightmares come true.