“Don’t tell your Mother that.” He said exasperatedly.

I shrugged as I checked my phone, Julie says if you get spit-roasted by your father and brother she will do the same.

“If she likes a bit of variety who can blame her?” Jethro asked.

“She’s still just with one guy.” Dad replied. Jethro and I didn’t respond, “Wait, she isn’t? You aren’t?”

Dad was flabbergasted as I reached my glass out to Jethro for a refill, “Mark and I are…” I hesitated.

“Liberal?” Jethro supplied.

“Wait,” Dad interrupted, “How do you know?” He asked Jethro.

He shrugged, “It came up over the last couple of hours.” He explained, “With Mark having Julie as his other girl-friend.”

Dad gagged on his wine, as I said, “I wouldn’t call Julie his other girlfriend, they are just friends that fuck. A lot.” I explained as my phone buzzed again.

Dad’s eyes were wide, “You high-school friend Julie, the cute black woman who used to come over here and prance about in her onesie?” He hesitated before adding, “You and her on your sleep overs…” He left the thought unfinished.

Jethro and I both laughed, “Do you really want me to answer that? Do you want to know if your daughter was eating black cunt while you and mum were watching TV?” I asked as my phone buzzed again. Dad went red faced as I added, “Oh come on, I know you have seen her naked.”

Now it was Jethro’s turn to be indignant, “He’s seen her naked?” He said, point an accusatory finger at our father.

“It was one time, I accidently walked in on her after she had a shower.” He tried to explain.

I smiled, “Why do you think she needed a shower?” I asked, “What did mum think when you told her?” I added.

“I don’t think that is an appropriate topic to talk about with my children.” He said somewhat defensively before taking a large swig of wine and holding the glass out to Jethro to refill.

He held up the empty bottle before gesturing to the whiskey cabinet, “I will.” I told them both and got up walking over to the cabinet while checking my phone.

“Come on Dad, Kimmi, just flashed us and told you she likes eating out sexy black women and you think a fight is inappropriate to talk about?”