(1)(2) Cow's Treasures, Wolf's Pleasures

The gold bracelets and anklets with their green gems attached to her wrists and ankles, were the Chains of Ymir, which bound the wearer to serve those with Giantsblood in them. The golden tail ornament was the Youthful Beast Clasp, which bestowed perpetual youth and vigour on the wearer at the cost of severely limiting them mentally. The golden collar with its large and ornate cowbell was the Milksong Bell, which dramatically increased a Holstaur's milk production when they hear it, and even more so when worn. And her tiara was the Herdmistress Crown, giving its wearer absolute authority over Holstaur's fertility. There were other treasures to be rediscovered,  most not long after Rubeus Hagrid claimed Hogwarts. But it was a fine start.
- Gilderoy Scummbastard, the Rise of King Rubeus I of Earth

Rubeus Hagrid wasn't stupid.

While Severus Snape would have loved to pretend otherwise, calling the former Groundskeeper of Hogwarts an imbecile was a petty lie to protect his ego for many years.

While Hagrid's interests were primarily in Beasts, he had a breadth of knowledge about the local flora and fauna that he was many Potions and Herbology students' go-to for getting local materials.

He was the one who questioned how Holly was still producing milk, and complaining about being full, after every Wizard and male House Elf had been re-invigorated by her milk and every Witch turned HuCow turned Holstaur was a dim-witted cow.

While the other Wizards played with the horny cows, Snape and Hagrid went looking in the Headmaster's Office. Holly came along. She couldn't handle being separated from Hagrid, and the Half-Giant noticed a slight glow from the green jewels in Holly's bracelets and anklets.

It turned out Dumbledore was a thief. A disgustingly large amount of the books in his personal library were stolen from families that were mostly dead, or nearly so.

And among the books... a historical overview of the Holstaur's origins, their leaders, their capture and enslavement by the Giants, and their arrival in Britain. Sketches of the jewellery decorating Hagrid's naked and bred dimwit, who was humping his leg while he and Snape read the texts.

Something Hagrid was especially interested by was the Herdmistress Crown, as he wanted his cows bred and popping out a lot of Cows and Wizards. Snape commented that perhaps it was Lily's HuCow heritage that drove her to invent her Pregnancy Acceleration Potion.

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"Your name... your real name... is Sopdet Black. Siri... Sopdet... you're a HuMutt. I'm a Werewolf. You have no idea how much... better I feel right now. But as good as I feel... I am also painfully hard and I need to know if I have to go somewhere and take care of it... or if I can..." there's pain in his voice. Everything in him is telling him to fuck the brains out of the brunette bitch in front of him. But he remembers the friend he had. One of the few he ever made. He tucked his Wand away, a little ashamed of what he'd done.

"Sopdet... then you can call me Soppy, because I am sopping wet down here Remus!" Sopdet pulled Remus into bed, wrapping her legs around her friend... her Master's waist and kissed him. They had years of fucking to catch up on.

Remus had cast a Confundus Charm on Sopdet while she slept. Despite plenty of assurances from the Goblins about the natural submissiveness of HuMutts to Werewolves, and the Wit-Blunting Potion he'd paid them to administer, the Werewolf remembered the commanding and charismatic Sirius Black, and he... he dearly loved his friend... but...

It wasn't even about stacking the deck in his favour. He just loved fucking stupid women. Especially if they used to be smart.

And with... Soppy... Remus was able to do something he'd longed to do ever since the first time he'd fucked a brainy Ravenclaw cunt he'd made temporarily stupid with a Charm.

Breed a stupid cunt.

Which was the reason he'd also paid the Goblins to give Sopdet Lily Potters One Week Pregnancy Potion. He wanted Soppy to have more babies than her tiny brain could count.

Her cunt really was sopping wet, and gripped him tightly. He kissed her, she sucked on his tongue. He spat in her face, she licked his saliva. The only times he wasn't pumping load after load into her was when he was eating his meals, while she kissed and licked his fuzzy nutsack.

After Soppy gave birth to her first litter, the Goblins insisted that Remus leave with his property and offspring. It was for the best, he was due for an interview.

Hogwarts School of Wizarding Britain. The name was different, Remus noted. He wondered if it was to distance itself from Dumbledore. But if that were the case... was it not being a tad exclusionary?

His and Soppy's noses flared as they entered. The stink of sex was heavy in every hallway they walked through. He'd had to bring Soppy with him, his stupid HuMutt was lost without him. The Werewolf was glad they had the House Elf Kreacher.

The House Elves led Remus and Soppy to the "Master's Rooms", which also seemed an odd alteration of Headmaster. And he'd though Professor McGonagall was Dumbledore's replacement.

Inside though...

"That is a Holstaur." It was a pointless statement, but Remus wasn't sure he was entirely accurate in what he was seeing.

"Remus? An' ye've got a HuMutt? Where the bloody hell did ye find it?" Hagrid growled out from behind his desk, his cock buried in Holly's ass. The desk was bare, Holly drooled, squirted, amd lactated so much when getting fucked, the Elves worked some magic to clear the desk whenever Holly was close by.

"That's my Great-great-granddaughter! Sopdet!" Phineas Black declared, he'd already seen Remus fucking Soppy stupid over at Grimmauld Place where Remus' children were being cared for. He was very approving of Remus' plan to keep breeding Soppy. He had also hinted told Remus about all the women of House Black being HuMutts.

"Sopdet Black? Then that means... fucking Dumbledore!" He roared as he released his latest load deep in Holly's bowels, making her very large and pregnant belly jiggle. After his shock faded, Remus could see the similarities Holly had with Lily and correctly guessed Harry Potter was a fake persona, much like Sirius Black.

"Well," Hagrid sat back in his chair, which signalled to Holly that she should get on her knees to clean his cock, "I run this place now. Something Helga Hufflepuff decreed. You're here because every female member of staff is now a Holstaur, just like every Witch that comes here will be. I need staff, and I need a new curriculum that teaches Wizards what to do with their cows... or in your case, bitches. Snape's accepted Defence, I have ol' Slughorn returning to teach Potions. I want you for something new... Taming of Witches. Interested?"

A whole school, filled with the dumbest, horniest women in Britain? Remus nodded.

"Yes. I am interested."

What Next?

• Option 1: Black Family HuMutts (Comment Tonks, Malfoy, or Bellatrix focus. Open to suggestions how it goes. All will eventually be covered.)
• Option 2: Hogwarts Letters with amended instructions are sent out to Witches (Comment or Message me who you wanna see and how it goes)
• Option 3: What else has changed in the world while Holly was becoming Hagrid's bovine bimbo? (Suggestions welcome)
• Option X: Something else, suggestions welcome

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