'Fraid Not

"How dare you expect me to stay in a room without a shower. Call your boss this instant." you say chastising this worthless man.

Security Thug: "Look lady, the rules are the rules! I can't just give you a premium room because you want one, those go to guys that are worth their salt around here."

"Then fix your mistake. I'm going to win this tournament! I need a room fit for the champion!" you demand.

Security Guard: "And I want to sink my hard dick into a woman, but like I said we don't all get what we want."