"team"mates

Sarah absently hummed along to “generic gaming music video 9002”, her legs kicking under her desk with a light *swish*, focused on the action on the screen. The two boys were arguing again about some error one of them had made, their voices growing louder and louder.

“Look, I’m just saying If you helped every… I don't know, once an eon we might have a chance of winning!” Ayverice groaned

“Mad cuz bad! Mad cuz bad! Mad cuz bad!!” thebiggestnut replied.

Sarah rolled her eyes.

She knew when Josh started repeating the same dumb thing over and over that they were not going to be winning anymore games after this. Apparently that was one of Allen’s weaknesses, being made fun of in the most childish way possible.

“Fine! You want to be a fucking idiot? Well then I’m not talking to you anymore.” Ayverice’s statement came with an air of finality to it.

“Hah! Like its gonna do you any good you goon.” the deep voice of thebiggestnut chided “It’d take a gravity well to suck your head out of your own ass!”

Distracted by the commotion coming over the chat Sarah missed a key ability, both her and her teammate dying in the process.

“Wow, great job Clarence! You're so bad at the game that it's rubbing off on the rest of the team!” thebiggestnut said.

Sarah felt her emotions beginning to spike at her “friends” antics.

“Hey Sarah, can you tell the pile of hangnails we’re “playing” with to go get a REEEEALLY old sugar momma cuz that’s the only way he’s ever going to make anything of himself.”

Sarah’s head felt about to burst with her infuriating teammate’s attitudes.

“What are you guys, a couple of... raging lesbians?” she growled under her breath.

The cold metal on her pinky prickled at the edge of her senses.

“Wow, very apt of you Sarah. I’m surprised you noticed, I mean I was trying to hide the fact I get my rocks off to big bouncy boobies with all of this blue hair!” The feminine voice of Ayverice said.

“Well-er.. I mean…. Sorry..” Sarah half mumbled-half apologized to the other girl.

“Nah, it’s all good Sare-bear. She just likes to embarrass you cuz she wants to get in your pants.” thebiggestnut’s deeper but still soft voice said. “No clue why she thinks that’s the way to a woman’s lips but to be honest that’s the least of our beloved “Ass’s” idiotic moves today.”

Sarah remained quiet, having already apparently committed some cardinal sin of social interaction and unwilling to step further into whatever cess pool she had waded into.

“What would you fucking know about getting girls?” Ayverice grumbled “they’re probably all afraid you’ll bite their head off.”

“Wait, July hasn’t had a girlfriend yet?” Sarah asked, astonished.

Again her focus seemed to be pulled to the object on her finger, despite its inactivity.

With how successful in life and outgoing she was Sarah had always assumed that her online friend would be successful in the bed as well.

“Yeah, little missy over here is a virgin… sorta. One guy, but we don’t count that.”

At Sarah’s silence Ayverice seemed to feel the need to clarify “He was a massive dick, I can attest.”

“Eh… actually technically a tiny one.” July said

A moment passed before the two broke out in cheap-mic-crackling laughter.