"Why two dildos?"

"What?" Karen asks, trying to figure out exactly what your girlfriend is asking.

And it takes you a moment to figure it out as well. It's an unexpected question, and once you process it, you realize it's also uncalled for and very personal.

"Well I was just wondering," But Katie presses the point, "Why do you need two?"

Karen laughs a little. She seems content to placate Katie's curiosity. She points at the black one. "Well that one's named Brad." Then she points at the purple one. "And that one is named Angelina" And she laughs. You wonder if that's true or if she's just being silly in the moment.

"No, but what I mean is..." Katie sorta looks at you and shrugs. You've been with her long enough to know what she's like when she's feeling horny and what she's like when she's feeling drunk and what she's like when she's feeling so drunk she's horny. But this is quite out of character. Still she just flat out asks. "Are they, like, tag teaming you, or double teaming you?"

"Katie!" You say, flashing her a look of disapproval. Sure you're wondering the same thing. You'd love to be able to picture how your sexy neighbor prefers to please herself. To be honest you're more than a little shocked that Katie seems to want to picture it too.

But regardless, the question is inappropriate. Karen should kick you both out.

Instead she laughs. She laughs hard. She snorts a little. How adorable is that, you think. And somewhere in her laughter you hear her say, "Double.... double." And once her laughter calms down she continues to explain. "If you must know, I prefer to be in the middle of a Brad and Angelina sandwich."

Silence in the room. You're trying hard not to picture that. Not because you don't want to, but because you don't want both ladies to see your crotch suddenly start to grow.

"Now you tell me" Karen says with a purpose. "Do you appreciate how good that feels? Have you ever been doubled?"

Of course you and Katie have never done that, so you know her answer.