"No, I haven't"

Karen frowns. But she couldn't have expected the answer to be yes, you think. Not every woman out there has the same needs and desires that she does. She shakes her head. "You are missing out on one of the greatest feelings in the world." Then she turns her head to you. "What are you doing with her?"

You want to respond. 'Lots of naughty stuff... just not that, because... well, everyone has their preferences and you're fairly certain that's not a preference of your girlfriend."

"Take 'em if you want" Karen says, gesturing with one hand, holding her wine glass with the other. "Take 'em into that bathroom behind you right now and go to town. You will not regret it. I think there's lube somewhere in the drawer too."

You're not sure if Karen is being serious. But Katie gives an amenable smile and then glances over at you. You suspect that she doesn't seem to think Karen is being serious.

Part of you hopes someone can just change the subject. You're having fun, you're spending time with your wonderful girlfriend and sexy neighbor. You'd rather the evening wasn't ruined by Karen's sexual aggressiveness.

Katie glances behind her where the bathroom is meant to be. She sips her wine and gives a very judicious answer. "See... the thing is, I would. But..."