"Sorry, but I don't like parties."

What, are you crazy? Do you not remember your hot girlfriend and all HER hot teammates. Field hockey players are pretty and dainty not like women softball players. The whole team? That's at least 15 hot girls plus their friends. If you're lucky, you'll be one of the few guys there since the upperclassmen have yet to arrive on campus. So, what are you waiting for? Go back and tell Annie you'll go! Or, you just go back to your room and jerk off loser!
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