"So, what is the Millie Smith Special?"

I text her to ask.

Millie writes back: "Lol, you were about to find out, but decided to put it in my butt instead"

I text her: "Lol, was that a good or bad decision?"

Millie replies: "Soon you will be able to tell after you have experienced both. x"

I reply: "Free for dinner tomorrow night?"

She replies: "Pick me up at 7:30pm. x"