"Never mind legally watertight, the thing's fucking cursed."

"This is by far the single most perplexing and traumatic prenuptial agreement I have had cause to read during this or, I suspect, any lifetime. Several of it's predicates require illegal acts, most notably ****, and the document seems to not only condone but throw up legal barrier to recourse against a number of potential grievous acts committed agains the person, most notably **** and **** by proxy. It also in places seems to defy the Geneva Conventions, several elements within the Bill of Rights, the UNHCR, the ECHR and, judging from the ever expanding mass of story strands being triggered by this document, at least one law of thermodynamics."

"I thought it was a bit odd. Just goes, follow your gut I guess."

"Well, so what? We're in love. It doesn't have to work in the courts. It just has to work for US!"