"I'm masturbating!"

Miss Watson's face is red. You can feel her slipping through your hand. "Yes, but that's the point. You are such a big star, no one will think of seeing your pussy as the first scene of the film."

"My pussy? The first scene?" Emma Watson shrieks.

"Yeah," you plough on, "that's what'll make shockwaves. I told Dan all this." Dan was her agent.

Miss Watson takes a deep breath. She is wearing a tight red jean pant and a black sweater that leaves her collarbone and belly button bare. She is a vision of loveliness, even though she is frowning. "Well, I'll have words with him when I go home. But I suppose if he sent me here, he must've thought I should do it." She holds up the script again. "What do you want me to act out?"

"The masturbating scene?" Harper says hopefully. Beside him, Carla sniggers. Miss Watson glares at them both, and then turns toward you with a raised eyebrow.