"Big bro! How are the kids?"

"Oh, they're great." your brother feigns enthusiasm, "I've only been spit up on two times this week. Strong numbers, so far."

"Hey, I'm cooking food over here," your mother barks, "If you're gonna talk baby barf, do that elsewhere."

"Relax, it's not like we're eating or anything." Your brother gets up from his seat and you follow behind, both making your way to the entry hall. You're out of sight from your relatives but before you can do anything, he quickly spins around and grabs both of your shoulders.

"Oh heck, before you got here I was digging around in our old rooms and I think I found somethin' of yours! Lemme go get it."

"Oh ok, sure, but first-"

You quickly wrap your arms around your brother, dipping him down into a long passionate kiss. You open your eyes for a moment, seeing him wide-eyed at your sudden make-out sesh. You pull him back up and gently push him away.

"What. The fuck?"