"All characters in this novel, except Ushiromiya Maria, are 18 years or older" (Pink Trigger)

"Very good! I wonder if you'll notice which characters you just changed the age of? There were one or two... At any rate, this should just make clear to you the boundaries of your depravity. Nothing will protect you if you try to test that border." The voice was scolding me...

Fine. A small rule to obey. Oh, in case you weren't aware yet: Maria is... was... the youngest of the Ushiromiya family. A precocious child of eight years old. Lovely as a child, but come now; did she really think I'd lay a hand on a kid?

"Well, I happen to know what you're thinking of doing with all of those married women."

Crap. She had a point. I shouldn't go any further without explaining to you: certain paths may involve a bit of vow-breaking and swinging sex. You should be careful if that sort of thing offends you.

"Oh, this won't be a problem, but let me clarify just in case: despite how much you may be killed, killing is off limits to you. Of course, magic battles are still on the table. I know how you love those."

That one was no problem. I loved these characters... I wanted to show them my affection, to love them, to caress them, to kiss them deeply, to fuck them with all of the vigor of my misspent youth that had since departed me, possibly to bind them up and alternate plowing my manhood into their throat or ass, but I have standards. I would never kill anyone. You can strike me off as a potential murderer.

"It seems you understand, in your own twisted way. Very good. Let's get you onto that island... Oh, and if you were thinking of using your Pink Trigger on me? Don't bother. I won't appear to you and I will never, ever, let you fuck me. If you want that sort of scene with me, try coming back after you've gathered a Pink Trigger Power of endless 9, disgusting Child of Man."

The thought had crossed my mind, but I dismissed it. I was giddy with excitement. The moment I'd been waiting for was finally here... It was time for me to begin my story.