Ultra

Virgin

Ultra was last seen:: 13 minutes ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: May 30

Location:: The U.S.

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Relax and play vidya

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Sci fi, fantasy, Sci fi fantasy, etc.

My favorite word for "penis" is: The great white monolith of discharge.

My favorite word for "vagina" is: The great valley of boundless juices.

I write erotica because: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

In conclusion, I am: Utterly unconcerned about whether there are aliens or not, but I'm just saying it'd be pretty cool to find Transformers that exist in the real world.