Your Fantasy Island

You don’t even know what you were doing out on a boat. It must have been a hell of a wild night. One of many. You’ve been laid off. Since you were a college dropout, you can’t get a lot of jobs and rent is coming up. You’ve pretty much just taken to downing your sorrows with . Something that you have to start reconsidering as you drift off into the ocean after falling off said boat with a life vest on.

You’ve lost track of how long you’ve been floating out in the ocean. You’ve started to lose hope, but you see, in the distance, an island. With newfound strength, you start paddling over like your life depends on it, which it kind of does.

You make it onto the island and you remove the life preserver. You lay down and catch your breath. Out of nowhere you hear a voice. “Eddie Navarro.”

You look around and see nobody. “Who’s there? And how do you know my name?”

“You need not be afraid. I am the spirit of the island. With your presence, I have been awoken.”

“You’re not like a vengeful spirit are you?” you ask. The spirit responds, “No, I am merely here to act as a messenger. For you have stepped foot on a magical island. One where all of your wildest fantasies come true.” You chuckle at that. “Yeah right, I must be going crazy after all the sun exposure.”

“You are of sound mind Mr. Navarro. What I speak is true. As long as you stay on the island, your fantasies will become a reality. And your greatest fantasy is to be surrounded by beautiful women. Women you can fornicate with until your heart’s content. And you can do that here.”

“Really?” you ask. “Yes, really. Provided the women that appear to you here will not be under the age of 18.”

“Yeah, of course not. I’m not a creep.” You continue looking around, still expecting to see a figure to the voice. You hear a rustling in some bushes. “Is that you spirit?”

“No, in those bushes lies the woman you have lusted after the most. She will be your first fantasy.” In the distance, you hear the horn of a boat. “That boat is looking for you. You can leave anytime you want Eddie Navarro. Here is your first opportunity.” You stand there and contemplate. Do you stay here on the supposed “Fantasy Island,” or do you head back to the mainland? If the spirit is real and it’s telling the truth, you know who’s in the bushes. You’ve lusted after her for a few years now. This may be your only chance to do so.