You Died

"Welcome" a booming voice above you annonces. "You have arrived in heaven" the voice continues.

"I died!?" You say in a shocked panic.

"Yes, that's why you are here..." The voice says confused at your surprise. "Since I have lacked entertainment the past few melinia I have decided to let you have control over the mortal world."

"Wait, you can do that?"

"Yeah... I'm god I can do whatever the fuck I want. Just dont go around fucking with religion the last person I handed control over to caused a lot of controversy."

"What controversies?" You ask curious as to how far your powers should be pushed

"He tried to make another one of himself and called him Jesus"

"Wait so Jesus isnt your son?"

"No, why the fuck would I have a kid they are so annoying."

"So, what religion are you from then?"

"None, you are all entirally wrong in every religion. Now go play god"

You feel like a presence has left and slowly realise you are floating in your room. You imagine moving around and it works. You are sloppy at first passing through lots of walls on accudent, but eventually you get the hang of it. You go into the bathroom and as your first change turn on the lights. You don't see a reflection of yourself in the mirror. You go through the floor and into your kitchen pondering what to do.