You’re Fired

List Of Characters:

James Clove- Male Employee

A mild-mannered office worker, James has been working at COMPANY INDISCLOSED for 4 years and besides a few faked sick days he has been the model of a perfect employee. He has worked late, finished ahead of deadlines and even run errands for his boss on a regular basis. However, because of his inherent shyness, his boss Ms Swanson has always singled him out as a target for her verbal , which only caused him to retreat further into his shell. He has devoted many good years to this company and now he is being fired. He is not sure how to take it.

Kate Kimberly- Female Employee

Still fairly young at only 24, Kate is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Around the office she has often been the focus of a practical joke or two, mostly focused around her stunning looks, such as the ?No Bra Day? incident, where a male co-worker convinced her that as corporate policy, women were forbidden to wear bras on every 2nd Thursday of the month. Practically fresh out of College she has been working at COMPANY INDISCLOSED for nearly a year and despite a few hiccups she has really settled into her new life. Now all this is potentially about to change as her boss Mr. McHannon, a man who has always intimidated her, is now preparing to lay her off.

John McHannon- Male Employer

An ex-military man, John has always inspired a twinge of fear in his employees with his no-nonsense attitude towards work. He doesn?t enjoy using this Gravitas unless absolutely necessary, as he is a bit soft-hearted deep down. Unfortunately, in his opinion it was almost always necessary around the offices of COMPANY INDISCLOSED, as many of the employees were slow, moronic, slackers that didn?t deserve the salary they earned. Therefore John was conflicted about the new round of lay-offs, while his inner goodness felt guilty, his sense of work ethic knew most of these people were long overdue for termination. Recently John?s wife has passed away, rattling him deeply since they had been high school sweethearts and she had stayed with him all through his military tours. As stricken with grief as he is, he can?t help but feel a certain freedom now that his marriage of thirty years is over, and has started noticing some of the more nubile bodies around the office. Especially he has had his eye on Ms. Kimberly, though he would never act on it. Then again...

Cornelia Swanson- Female Employer

The Queen Bee of the office, Cornelia very much enjoys the power that her executive position affords. A bit of a misandrist, she particularly enjoys tormenting the men of the office, berating their work, work ethic, and even sometimes how they look. On one occasion she even made an intern cry. She likes to see herself as a feminist, defending her gender in a man?s world, but in reality her hatred of men springs from her long series of secret dealings with her former male bosses and supervisors that have caused her to rise so high in COMPANY INDISCLOSED. Now a company veteran at 39 she exacts her own twisted sort of on her male underlings, in this case laying-off almost exclusively men. Next up is James Clove, and she can?t wait to see the look on his face.