Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft

"Oh!" chuckles the Innkeeper as you push open the door. "I can tell you have some new stories tonight!"

What started as a joke by Blizzard's Team 5 turned out to be a punchline nobody saw coming. The world of Hearthstone spawned an entire universe unto itself, uniting players who enjoyed the lore and history behind its MMO predecessor, and those who became hopelessly addicted to a free-to-play card game that didn't take itself too seriously.

It was really only a matter of time before Rule 34 started to apply. While Harth Stonebrew didn't initially take to the idea, the enterprising dwarf decided in time that the new status quo was preferable to the constant fights that erupted over deckbuilding and whether Ultimate Infestation needed to be nerfed.

"Come on in! Spend an evening by the fire." As Harth leads you to the lounge, you hear fireworks erupt several tables away, accompanied by the cheers and howls of players and onlookers. All very well, but you mention to Harth that you're not into climbing the ladder this time.

"Aha," he nods, a twinkle in his eye as he brings you your collection. The tome, bursting at the seams by hundreds of cards from expansions and adventures, is accompanied by a mug of ale. "Busy night - but there's always room for another! I'll just have to ask for some formalities before we proceed."